Posted by: Lister | February 3, 2007

Chaos reigns within

Tired of those boring “File not Found”, “Explorer has performed illegal action” error messages? Well, install the Japanese version of Windows and get these Haiku error messages instead.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
— Suzie Wagner

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
— David Dixon

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
— Peter Rothman

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
— Margaret Segall

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
— James Lopez

The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
— Barry L. Brumitt

Errors have occurred.
We won’t tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
— Charlie Gibbs

This Urban Legends page at snopes debunks the story. A case of fiction being better than life.



  1. There is a chasm
    of carbon and silicon
    the software can’t bridge
    — Rahul Sonnad

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